Sure, the iPhone is a failure in Japan. But Japanese blogger technohippy has found a use for the device with the development of paiTouch ("Pai" being short for "Oppai," which means "boob").
With paiTouch, users can pull, smush, poke, or do whatever else they please with a virtual boob. This is the third generation of the boob sim, with version one being a Google Gadget, and version two utilizing augmented reality.
One can only imagine what a fourth generation of paiTouch will offer. Sound, maybe?
Test the boob sim out for yourself: happy feeling!