In Amateur Surgeon, you are Alan Probe [snigger], "a pizza delivery guy who has strong interest in performing operations.
You run into various kinds of injured patients under different
circumstances and you are compelled to save their lives with the tools
you have on hand." As you might guess, few of these tools have any kind of medical certification:
stapler, and car battery to hack your way through thirty different
procedures and be the surgeon that your parents always knew you would
In other words: if you're the kinda guy who laughed hysterically all the way through EVIL DEAD 2 — brutha, have we got a game for you! (And if you still don't have an iPhone, AdultSwim.com also has several online versions, including a timely Xmas edition.)
[Available for US$4.99 on iTunes]