Do you have, we ask, the time
To ponder telephonic rhymes?
And when it's Microsoft-concerned,
The matter won't be lightly spurned.
See, Gates-ville just announced their "My Phone"
Which seems a bit too close to "iPhone."
And while "Their Phone" seems software-based
Our worries aren't too out of place:
In hardware, Apple has the knack
While Microsoft's is just plain whack.
Claims A. Lee, MS "Mobile chief,"
Their naming never aimed for grief:
"It's just a feature, not a brand!
This rumor's getting out of hand!
We will put out a 'Windows Phone.'
That's all there is. Leave us alone!
See, My Phone's meant for mobile sync,
And all your rhyming theories…stink."
(Apologies to Shakespeare, Ogden Nash, Dr. Seuss, et al)