From the "what the &#^* were they THINKING?!?" department:
The App Store, whose policies for admitting or denying apps has been inconsistent at best and downright clueless at worst, recently offered a game called Baby Shaker.
Yes, it's as bad as the name suggests: you shake your iPhone/iPod Touch violently to silence the wails of a crying baby. The game ends when the baby dies.
Luckily, less than two hours after CNET posted a story about this atrocity, Apple — you'll pardon the expression — mercy-killed the app.
So I guess it's safe to say that THIS game won't be hitting iTunes any time soon:
(That's a…I SAY, THAT'S A JOKE, SON! JOKE, THAT IS!)