(Spare) Parts: The iPhonus Horror

You can't buy the next iPhone yet — but apparently, you can buy replacement parts for it.

ChinaOnTrade.com is now listing bezel frames and LCD screens for the "Apple iPhone 3Gen 2009."  The items list for US$79.27 and US$73.40, respectively.  The listings include high-rez JPGs of the parts in their shrink wrap, plus this beguiling bit of Inverted English: "This is great honor for China Ontrade (HK) chinaontrade.com to be the
1st started to supply iphone 3Gen 2009 parts directly from factory."

The site also offers replacement parts for just about every smart phone under the (rising) sun — although their Blackberry inventory seems to be limited to Storms and Bolds.  (No Curves?  Boo.)  Nonetheless, Confucious say "take this one with a few grains of salt."

(And if you're drawing a blank on the article title, the Internet Movie Database is your friend…)