So whattaya get when you cross an iPhone (or iPod Touch), the man who gave us Gil Grissom and Horatio Caine, and those tattoo-and-piercing-encrusted sweeties known as the Suicide Girls? "Seduce A Suicide Girl," that's what. (I was sure you'd know the answer to that one…)
Yes, "CSI" creator Anthony Zuiker really did team up with the alt-pinup website, all the better to produce an Occidental version of Japanese "dating sim" programs. Your task is to visit a comic-book store and try to chat up one Zoli Suicide (picture below, just so you can decide if she's, y'know, really your "type"):
Bungle your come-on, and Zoli will shoot you down in one of ten different ways. However, get in touch with your inner Pickup Artist, and you'll score a TVMA-rated makeout session with her.
The app promises to be the first of a series (SG wants player input on who, and what, to feature in future episodes). Meanwhile, if you've got US$0.99 and an ID that proves you're at least 17 years old, Zoli — or at least a digital version thereof — is waiting for you. (Owning the entire Nine Inch Nails discography wouldn't be a bad idea, either…)
[Steaming up iTunes even as we speak]