Designer Stephane Thivend is clearly a member of the Illuminati.
How else do you describe this combination coffee table/iPhone dock, made of glass and concrete, with LED lighting and two powered speakers? Well, despite the choice of materials, it's only 132 pounds (that's the weight, not the price in British money!), so it shouldn't crack your floorboards. And the Illuminati joke is appropriate, since their symbol is an eye in a pyramid, and Thivend put an "i" in his pyramid. (Phone. Pod. Geddit?)
Lotta people online say it's ugly; this writer thinks it's weird, but actually kinda cool. And if Lara Croft shows up with a lit torch and wants to explore it — let her.