Tonight on “America’s Dumbest Criminals””
Police in South Florida are on the hunt for a man who has stolen iPhones from as many as 15 AT&T stores in the past two months.
They even have a name for the suspect: Joseph Eric Williams, 19, whose secret identity was blown when witnesses ID’d the distinctive “I’m Me” tattoo on his forehead. We’re guessing wearing a big neon sign on his back that said “THIEF” would have been too subtle for Williams.
Anyway, if you spot him, give Crimestoppers in Miami a call and earn yourself a healthy US$1,000.00. Legally, too.