Best Trash Talk There Is: There’s an App For That

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Sometimes you have to resort to trash talkin' to shut someone up. No one likes doing it…well some do, but it's not for everybody. Some of us just plain suck at it. Whether it's in the middle of something competitive, or someone just talks crap about you're mom, you have to fight back. Why not let your App do it for you? 

Need to put someone down? There's an App for that. Let's have a look at what's available:

 


 

Trash Talk – Vent Anonymously

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This App is pretty much what it sounds like. If you are too much of a wimp to go up and tell someone how you feel, you can have this App do it for you. It sends an SMS text to someone on your contacts list from a predetermined list of phrases. That's probably a good thing, as you don't want a silly joke to get too out of hand. 

iTunes Link – 99 cents

 

 

TrashTalk

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This one is for when you really need to get something out, but don't want to get yourself in trouble. This App lets you generate a message to send to someone who has angered you, but it doesn't actually send the message. For example, when your boss ticks you off, you can create a mean message telling him or her to sit on a thumb, and have it "send." Of course it goes nowhere, but it may make you feel a little better than you did before you typed out a horrible string of obscenities.

iTunes Link – 99 cents and Free Version

 

Insult Master

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Okay, so maybe you actually want to hurl insults. The problem may be that you don't actually know any, or can't come up with a good one. There is an App for that, too. This one is called the Insult Master. It's the perfect tool when you need some funny insults or the best trash talk around.

iTunes Link – 99 cents 

 

weTalkSmack: Golf Edition

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Sometimes sports get a little competitive. Golf doesn't usually come to mind when we think of trash talk, but we are sure that golfers will say otherwise. Of course this App isn't all about talking smack, it also helps you brag, or come up with an excuse for a bad shot.

iTunes Link – 99 cents

Yo Mama

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Uh, that's actually pretty gross.

The most classic of insults. No one makes fun of Mom. If they do, it's usually where things escalate. Still, if you're down for earning yourself a nice, healthy punch to the face, this is the App you need. It generates Yo Mama jokes. Each is categorized into sections such as stupid fat, old, poor and ugly. Ouch. Well, this will hit them where it hurts.

iTunes Link 99 Cents and Free Version

 

Funny Trash Talk Galore

Well these may not be the funniest insults, or the best trash talk. Still, they will keep you entertained, or just get you beat up under certain circumstances. That said, it's probably best not to use them on someone who's a lot tougher than you. Then again, if you use them on someone a lot weaker, you are just a bully. You lose either way.

How about just hurling trash talk amongst friends, just for fun. Just don't insult their moms, cause Mr. T says so:


 

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