Rush Limbaugh took a minute to talk about the iPhone 5, Apple’s next major handset. He says that people are actually depressed about the new phone. Why? We know too much about it already.
Rush said the following:
m not kidding. I got people e-mailing me, being depressed about the new iPhone. I kid you not. Well, I’ll tell you why. It’s because apparently everything is known about what it’s gonna be, and that’s like taking Santa Claus out of Christmas for people. Apple’s big announcement is on Wednesday, and everybody thinks they know what the phone’s gonna be. It’s gonna be a four-inch screen. It’s gonna have LTE, 4G LTE in it, it’s gonna have whatever, people know it. It’s not a new design. It looks exactly like the current phone, a little thinner. It looks just like the current phone, just a half-inch longer. But no wider. It’s gonna have a bigger screen but nothing on that screen is gonna be bigger. There’s just gonna be more space on the screen and the Apple fanboys are all depressed that they’re losing to Samsung, even though Apple just creamed ‘em in court, ’cause Samsung phones have a bigger screen.
It’s true. CultofMac agrees. We admit that we are all part of the reason that there are no surprises left, but the rumors will come regardless. In fact, as we’ve noted before, Apple has almost admitted that we know it’s the iPhone 5 by sending out an image with this year’s press invite showing the shadow of a ‘5’ and the words “It’s almost here.”